So, Justin gave me access to the blog. Biggest mistake he ever made (insert evil laugh here.)
Now to get on with it. When we decided to do a game jam, I was like “I need more stuff for my portfolio, so I am gonna build a game engine from scratch”. Then I made a dramatic pause and continued ” in C++”. Now for those of you who don’t know, C++ is a pain in the back (after all this is a PG-13 blog) to write in if you haven’t sunk a RIDICULOUS amount of time in.
So I am doing something practically useless, because I can never make a better engine than Unity or the Unreal engine. However I can be a stubborn son of a bull sometimes. I hope this will convince future employers that I mean business when I set off to something. Yeah that’s right, I am talking to YOU, potential employer. I can be working with YOU for the low low price of 51% shares of your company. Call me any day. *Disclaimer: Offer doesn’t hold if your company has more debts than earnings (What, do you think me a fool? I have thought of everything.)
So after 2 paragraphs of nothing, let’s show what I actually have:
Isn’t it beautiful? I call it – “What the hell am I doing”. The name suits it perfectly I think. Someone give me my Nobel Prize now, thank you. “But Milcho”, I hear you say, “there isn’t a Nobel Prize for engine design, or whatever that abomination is.” Ignoring the fact that you just offended me deeply, I say that there should be. Surely if a game engine deserved a Prize, mine should be it.
After all this, you should be asking yourself “What have I just read?” If so don’t worry, everyone else is asking the same thing. It’s a mystery of sorts. I am going to leave you with this.